4.15.2010

Papercut


I'm flattered when people say "she looks just like you". I may be partial but I think she pretty cute. It's the when she acts like me that I fear what people think I am doing to this poor kid . I may have a tendency to panic in the sight of freshly cut {quiver} blood. She may have that same tendency. We're working on it. When she jumped in the van, from kindergarden, she showed me her industrial sized plain bandaid-ed hand I asked her what happened?

G- I got a paper cut.
M- Ouch, did you do ok?
G- Yep, I had to go to the office.
M- Really? Did you say thanks for the bandaid?
G- I forgot.
M- Maybe you can write them a note and take it tomorrow. {anything to get her working on penmanship}
G- Ok. I practiced being calm.
M- What do you mean? {oh crap, please tell me this wasn't a scene situation}
G- I just looked at it and thought "oh no, blood" but I didn't do anything but look at it like this. {dramatic stare}
M- That's good.
G- Mrs. Lee came over and looked at it and said my mom could deal with it and I told her "no way. I needed a bandaid STAT".
M- What did she say to STAT? {biting my tongue}
G- She just said to go to the office.

Most Kindergardeners use the word STAT, right? Mrs Lee should have a blog. I bet it'd be hilarious.

4.09.2010

It's another...

perfectly boring and normal cervix. The baby just had it's head mashed against it and was making it look shorter via ultrasound but after moving and alternate view we got a "perfectly normal, middle of the road" description. I didn't get to see Ball or Belfort but everyone else was still there and it was like if Cheers was a Maternal Fetal office.

Kate went with and only there to make sure it was a girl. Well, sorry Kate it is another stinky ol brother. At lest you won't have to share your pollys, barbies, and dress ups with two sisters? Or have someone trying to wear your clothes? Or have to talk to him or even touch him? When Jeniel confirmed it Kate's response was "aww, I wanted the girls to win." Kerri got her a consolation Sprite. I think she'll survive. In telling Grace, she scrunched her face in disbelief. We've got 19 weeks to get used to the idea.

Profile, legs, face, manhood, feet.

As soon I figure out how to rip the video, I'll show better pictures.

Why I blog.