12.05.2008

Anakin got married

He'll make me happy
Each time I see him
He'll be the reason
My heart can sing
He'll stand beside me
And now I'm everything.

(His wife kinda sounds like Piggy in Muppet's take Manhattan)




Anakin left today to get married with his wife offering a large dowry. Who'd have thought you could find a wife on KSL in under 24 hours? He even got picked up in a white 16 passenger van (kinda like a limo). He left the girls two Diamond Castle Muse Barbies, to which as far as I can tell, seems fair.

Thankfully the dress of the sleeved Muse Barbie can be altered to be a one arm dress. We had a brief scare that she was not a muse because her 'dress arm' had two arm holes.

Thankfully, I am not considered a mean mommy because I stuck my girls in front of the computer watching the Barbie in a Christmas Carol movie on youtube while I sold their hedgehog to the highest bidder! Although, I did deny the people wanting to use him as a man whore. I've seen (and felt, those dumb dogs we had growing up bite) what that can do to a animal. He's a pet, not a pimp.

Thankfully, my older sister helped me come up with a cover for my bad deeds. She's so nice huh?

Why I blog.