Each time I see him
He'll be the reason
My heart can sing
He'll stand beside me
And now I'm everything.
(His wife kinda sounds like Piggy in Muppet's take Manhattan)
Anakin left today to get married with his wife offering a large dowry. Who'd have thought you could find a wife on KSL in under 24 hours? He even got picked up in a white 16 passenger van (kinda like a limo). He left the girls two Diamond Castle Muse Barbies, to which as far as I can tell, seems fair.
Thankfully the dress of the sleeved Muse Barbie can be altered to be a one arm dress. We had a brief scare that she was not a muse because her 'dress arm' had two arm holes.
Thankfully, I am not considered a mean mommy because I stuck my girls in front of the computer watching the Barbie in a Christmas Carol movie on youtube while I sold their hedgehog to the highest bidder! Although, I did deny the people wanting to use him as a man whore. I've seen (and felt, those dumb dogs we had growing up bite) what that can do to a animal. He's a pet, not a pimp.
Thankfully, my older sister helped me come up with a cover for my bad deeds. She's so nice huh?
4 comments:
Am I totally missing something? You had a hedgehog? I'm having a hard time picturing that.
-Just get Anakin,all right?
-He not here.
-Don't jerk me around, man.Where is he?
- he got married.
- What?
-he at the church.She getting married to oily bohunk-tress.
-Married?
-Married.
-Married?
-Yeah. Married.
-Married?
-Married.! Geez.
You are an outstanding Mom! You had a hedge hog in your house for like a month. I would not last for 24 hours. The guy need some action it is the natural way of the force. You are a wise master!
I bet my DH that Anakin wouldn't last until Christmsa! Sweet! I win the bet!
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